In the place that your normally trade here there is a house that is LOADED!
Severin Manor?
Yeah, I went in and stole EVERYTHING. It was better than that treasure room you found!
Oh, there are dragons here? Weird.
What the heck? It was just a treasure room?
Hydraen: Did you go through the gatekeeper’s tomb?
What? Oh, that’s why he’s called the gatekeeper!
Through the door of the tomb, two draugr sit in thrones at a long stone table.
And these are the guys that interview you for the gatekeeper job…
[Lurker comes out of the cleansed stone and catches Simba by surprise]
Oh, oh, oh, what?! Word.
Alright, I have to go wash the stones. Wax on, wax off.
Oh what?! Zombie guys! Well, that guy’s stunned. Well that dude exploded!
Ew, what are you? Look! His butt fell off.
Oh man, these lands are riddled!
Exploring a barrow, Simba becomes over encumbered. He looks to his inventory for a space-saving solution and sees valuable spell books he had wanted to sell.
[Oak Flesh learned]
[Frost Rune learned]
[Clairvoyance learned]
[Healing Hands learned]
[Conjure Familiar learned]
That’s a good way to get rid of books!
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